Random Memory: #3829

I remember I was in an airport once, sitting next to this guy. He was dressed a little weird, but he seemed nice enough.

"You going to LA?" I asked
"Yeah," he said.
“Oh,” I said. “What for.”
“A conference,” he said.
“What kind of conference,” I asked.
“It’s for the Church of Satan,” he said.
“Oh,” I said, and looked away quickly. “Well, gotta pee!" I said that because I wanted him to think that it was my full bladder that made me leave so hastily, not, you know his worship of the Prince of Darkness.

If you ever just want to be left alone by people, I suggest telling them that you’re traveling to LA for a Church of Satan conference. It really has a way of getting people to leave you alone.

I'm not sure what this has to do with anything, I'm just working on some personal writing, and I remembered that.