Funniest Book Titles of the Last 30 Years

I read this story today about a contest to determine the weirdest and funniest book title from the last 30 years. The award is called the "Diagram Award" named after a book publisher noticed that one of the books produced by his company was entitled "Diagram of Diagrams." Here were some of the finalists for the award:

• "People Who Don't Know They're Dead"


• "How To Avoid Huge Ships."


• "Proceedings of the Second International Workshop on Nude Mice"


• "How To Bombproof Your Horse"


• "If You Want Closure in Your Relationship, Start With Your Legs"


• "Highlights in the History of Concrete"


• "The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories"


• Versailles: The View From Sweden


• The Book of Marmalade: Its Antecedents, Its History, and Its Role in the World Today

and the winner:

• "Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers"