Friday, March 31, 2006

Happy April Fool's Day



So my journalism students came up with the idea to do an April Fool's Issue. Now, for those of you who know my past, I nearly got expelled from college for producing a parody newspaper that made fun of our rival college Wabash's newspaper, "The Bachelor." We called it "The Bachelorette." It's not one of my prouder moments.

Needless to say, I was a little worried, but it went great. The best part was that I really didn't do a whole lot. My students came up with the story ideas and wrote all the articles. I have never laughed so much editing. I hope that the humor translates, even for those of you who don't attend or work at Gunderson.

Here's the April Fool's Issue.

Oops.

Yesterday, I was trying to help out one of my all-time favorite students, Anna Harp.


Anna Harp (she's the one on the right). Anna is our school's star girl's basketball player. She got offered a full-ride to UC Davis to play basketball there. She's also in my AP English class. She's such an awesome person, I am seriously considering the name "Anna" if I ever have a daughter.

Anyway, all the students had their laptops reimaged this week, which means all their pictures and music stored on their computers was erased. So they had to back them up. Anna had an iPod with all her music, and I downloaded a great little app called iPodRip which rips the music off your iPod and puts it back onto your computer.

Problem was, in the reimaging process, the iTunes preferences were reset, so when I plugged her iPod in, it automatically updated her current library (which had nothing) and overwrote her old library (which had everything). So I accidentally erased all of Anna's songs.

I felt so awful. She said wasn't a big deal, but I could tell it kind of was.

So I've been scrambling to try to replicate her library from various students because I feel like a big jerk. You ever try to do something nice and have it end up totally backfiring on you? It sucks. It's like washing your neighbor's car to build a sense of community and the sponge has a small pebble on it.

*sigh*

Fearing God. And what does that mean, anyway


The cover of a new book I'm reading by Don
Miller. It's really good.


I read the other day that every year, the average American spend 1457 hours watching TV and reads 3 books.

I wouldn't say that I'm a TV junkie, but I could very easily become one. My wife and I watch two television shows per week: Lost, and 24. I would watch American Idol, but I have small group on that night. **(BTW, for a great article about the spiritual implications of American Idol, click here). Thanks Ziman.**

So I have a rule - well, really more like a guideline - that for every hour I watch TV or a movie, I will read at least the same amount. I also have turned off the computer in the morning time and spend the time reading stuff. Mostly religious stuff.

So I'm reading everything by Don Miller that I can get my hands on. Not since Frederick Beuchner have I encountered a writer who I enjoy as much as Miller. He's more modern than Beuchner, but speaks with the same kind of warmth, intellect and wit. If you've never heard of Donald Miller, go out and read everything he's ever written tonight. His books that I have read are:

• Blue Like Jazz (thoughts on Christian spirituality)
• Searching for God (death to old formulas about spirutuality)
• To Own a Dragon (reflections on growing up without a father)

They're all really inspiring. In Searching for God he made an interesting statement. He was telling a story about a made-for-TV movie he saw with Shirley MacLaine called "Out on a Limb." In the movie, MacLaine is on the beach, twirling around, saying, "I am God. I am God. I am God."

I say all this because the other side of what Shirley MacLaine was doing on that beach wasn't funny. From God's perspective, looking down at this squeaky voice going off about how she is God is pretty funny, but the other side, the side that knows how large God is, how He has no end, gives me a start something terrible. And I wonder what it sounded like to God when Jerry Falwell went on television and said the reason the twin towers were hit by those planes was because there were homosexuals in the building. I wonder what kind of annoying squeak that was in God's ear. I don't think a person who makes a statement like that fears God. I don't thnk people like this respect God when He says to love your brother, love your enemy, turn the other cheek, don't judge lest you be judged, be patient, be kind, hold your tongue and give every effort to keep the bonds of peace. Sometimes, honestly, I feel that squeaky-wheel Christian leadership can be as wrong about God as Shirley MacLaine. I don't think they actually fear Him or think He means what He says.


I write this because it made me think about the words I say, and sometimes how cavalier I am about saying certain things. I think there are things that we can know for certain, but other things that we can't. Doors that are open to us and doors that, for whatever reason, are not.

Problem is, too many people - Christians and non-Christians - jump to conclusions about God. And that's usually never a good thing. Anyway, just made me think.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Justus Walks!

Today, as of March 28th at about 6 p.m. Justus (with a little coaxing from Mommy and Daddy), took his first steps.

We shot a little video of him. It's not that good, and will probably make you dizzy unless you happen to be wearing a dramamine patch, but at least it captured the moment. You can download it at:

• Large version: 75 MB
Click here

• Small version: 11 MB
Click here

Mandisa Preaches on American Idol...



Last night, Nicole and I watched the last half of American Idol, which was so bad, that I considered never watching it again. The theme was "The 21st Century" and the concept was to give contestants a chance to pick the kind of song they would sing on their album. Everyone sucked. Only Taylor Hicks and Parris Bennet sang even remotely well.

In one of the weirdest moments of the night, giant-voiced Mandisa came out singing Mary Mary's "Praise Him (Shackles)." As the song intro'd, she said, "This one goes out to anyone who wants to be free. Anyone who's stuck in addiction, lifestyle or circumstance. There's no problem too big for God."

She then went on to sing the gospel song, whcih was pretty good, I guess. Proving, once again that most people have NO IDEA how to handle people who actually have faith, Ryan Seacrest said "There is a new religion, and if you want to join the Church of Mandisa, call this number." Mandisa shook her head, as if to say, "You totally missed the point."

The whole thing made me uncomfortable, and I don't know why. Simon Cowell said that it was "indulgent" and "not for him." He seemed very uncomfortable with the message and the whole performance.

Thing is, he might have had a point. It just seemed...forced to me. I know a lot of Christians will say that Mandisa's performance and testimony was awesome and was brave and was stirring. And it was. I just wondered if it was effective at doing what she wanted to do.

Poseiden Adventure Updated...and maybe lost in translation

When I was in 7th grade, I had an English teacher named Mrs. Schmidt, a fiery, chain-smoking, 60-year old woman who was like Judi Dench channelling a pissed off nun. But she loved English, and so I learned to too.

One time, someone asked her if she thought that any movies were better than the books upon which they were based. She said that the mediums of film and books are totally different, but that one of her favorite adaptations of a book onto the big screen was the movie The Poseiden Adventure. Since it came out in 1972, three years before I was even born, I'd never heard of it. But I went and rented it. And I remember really, really liking it. Here's why

1. It's very Titanic-ish in its scope. On New Year's Eve, an underwater earthquake creates a giant tsunami that capsizes a luxury ocean liner. It's turned turtle, meaning, it's completely upside-down. Folks who were on the top of the ship (now the bottom), have to get to the bottom (now the top). To do so they must navigate upside-down staircases, elevator shafts, anything that's not flooded. It's intense.

2. It focuses on a group of people from different walks and paths of life who all come together. A preacher, an ex-cop and his ex-hooker wife, an elderly Jewish couple, a beautiful but stuck-up lounge singer. All forced together. It's a character study about people, their hang-ups, their cowardice and their bravery.

3. In the end - and I don't mean to spoil the ending here - but the Reverend character (played by Gene Hackman) gives up his life to save the remaining band. I remember thinking this was crazy, especially since they were all so close to the now-top of the ship. The others beg him not to do it. They ask him to pray for them, but not to do this which is essentially suicide. But the Pastor, played by Gene Hackman, says something to the effect of "If I don't act out on the things I've been teaching for 25 years, then I don't have much faith in God or Heaven, do I?"

Point number 3 was really crucial to me as a young man growing up. This idea that in a real crisis, a Christian should give up their life to save others FIRST, because at least he knows he's going to heaven. And maybe in his selfless act, others will see that conviction of who God is and what Christ-followers believe Him for, and that will change their hearts. That was a really deep idea to me.

Here's the problem. In the new Posideon trailer, the character cast to play Hackman's role of the preacher is Kurt Russell. But in the trailer, they call him "Your Honor" which implies that they've changed his profession to that of a judge.

????

This totally changes everything. The whole reason the Reverend gives his life for the other passengers is because of his Christology. That's the part that affected me. I'm not saying that people can't or aren't affected by an act of sacrifice - or that people who aren't overtly religious won't act in the same manner - but it was the articulation of the reasons why the Reverend was so willing to die that really started to change my ideas about life.

I'm really looking forward to the movie, and I'm sure I will enjoy it. It just kind of depresses me that Hollywood doesn't have much ability to write about people with an actual faith.

Click here to download the trailer.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Some Fun Stuff...

Here are some fun, cool things I've encountered on the web recently. So...

...If you want to read the opening chapter of a very funny and moving book by one of my new favorite authors, Don Miller. His book To Own a Dragon is about growing up without a father, and even though I had a father, a lot of the themes and ideas really resonated with me because I'm around a lot of young men who didn't.
• Click here to get to a link to download the first chapter.

...If you want to hear a really cool rendition of Johnny Cash's song "Walk the Line" by American Idol contestant rocker Chris Daughtery.
• Click here to download the song.

...If you want to read a really funny humor column by Dave Barry about why lobsters should not be considered food.
• Click here to read his column.

Monday, March 27, 2006

San Francisco Protests Christian Youth Rally

If this article from the San Francisco Chronicle doesn't underscore the wild-spread fear and minunderstanding about what it means to be an evangelical or a Christian, then I don't know what does.

This past weekend at SBC Park up in San Francisco, about 25,000 Christian teenagers gathered for the Acquire the Fire conference. This year, theme was "Battle Cry" which seemed a bit too militaristic for my taste, but the message was that teenagers are under assault from a culture that cares nothing about God and which will destroy their lives if they follow it, which is certainly true.

Ron Luce, the founder of ATF, and other speakers lead a teen rally encouraged young people to find Bible-based solutions for the spread of sexually transmitted disease, teen pregnancy, drug abuse and suicide. My church sent a couple dozen kids, and our youth pastor and some adult leaders. I wasn't in attendance, so I don't know really anything about it.

But what's been most suprising to me is the response from the city of San Francisco. Not only were there protests, but the city of San Francisco's Board of Supervisors passed a resolution condemning the "act of provocation" by what it termed an "anti-gay," "anti-choice" organization that aimed to "negatively influence the politics of America's most tolerant and progressive city."

The article says:

That's bad news to Assemblyman Mark Leno, D-San Francisco, who told counterprotesters at City Hall on Friday that while such fundamentalists may be small in number, "they're loud, they're obnoxious, they're disgusting, and they should get out of San Francisco."


Get out of San Francisco? The last time I heard that type of rhetoric, I was in college and the KKK was going to stage a rally on DePauw's campus. Is this what people in the Bay Area think about followers of Christ? The article described an even more depressing scene.

Separated by barricades and six feet of neutral sidewalk in front of City Hall, the two sides traded amplified calls to arms Friday. On one side of the barricade was girl carrying a sign that said, "Instead of porn, show us Godly relationships." On the other, a woman held one that said, "I moved here to get away from people like you."

I moved here to get away from people like you? Wow.

I was proud of how some of the people there handled the acerbic protestors.

Christian Gallion, a 15-year-old in town with his Assembly of God youth group from Humboldt County, shrugged off being called "fascists" by counterdemonstrators. "It doesn't bother me," Gallion said. "It's a beautiful city, and we don't have anything against the protesters."

His youth pastor had no interest in engaging in political debates. "I'm not here to hate anybody," Scott Thompson said. "This isn't about Bush or gays or anything other than being here to worship together."


That's a good response. I just hope enough people heard it. It's easy in situations like this one to get awfully defensive and shoot back. But in doing so, you just magnify the stereotypes.

It deeply saddens me that Christianity is so misunderstood and so little dialogue is going on between people that this kind of thing happens. I don't know if the church needs to do a better job explaining what it's about, or if other folks need to do a better job listening, but this can't continue.

* thanks to Jonathan Ziman for calling the article to my attention

Friday, March 24, 2006

March is Mad: The Agony of Defeat

Duke vs. LSU
Duke is out. They lost to LSU in the Sweet 16. There go my brackets. I knew Duke wasn't that strong this year - not as strong as they've been in year's past - but I had watched them a handful of times and no team seemed to be able to beat them. Well, now you know how. Follow LSU's lead: have a 6'4" athletic-as-all-get-out-guard squat on Duke's All-Star Shooting Guard Redick all night. Seriously, I have been to proms and people haven't been as close at that defender was to Redick all night. And it worked. All-American, Second in the nation in scoring. 67 percent from three-point range. 3-19. Three. For Nineteen. 9 points. Wow.


Duke's J.J. Redick, left, hugs coach Mike Krzyzewski at the end of Duke's 62-54 loss to Louisiana State.


West Virginia vs. Texas
This game wasn't televised in my area, because the UCLA game was on. But I saw the ticker said that there was 3:54 to go and the teams were only separated by two points. The Gonzaga game had 13 minutes left, and Gonzaga was up by 12, so I quickly went to my computer and logged on to March Madness on Demand, a free service from CBS Sports where they have live video and audio streams of every NBA game that you aren't getting in your area. How cool. So I watched the last three minutes of the UT vs. WVU game. Shocking. West Virginia, down 5, hits a way-out three with 14.9 seconds. Down 2. WVU fouls UT on the inbounds. It's their center. He misses the first free throw, hits the second. WVU down 3 with 13.9 seconds left. WVU inbounds, dribbles, sets up a high screen for their 7 foot center, Kevin Pittsnogle, this freak of a man who can hit threes as comfortably as most guards. Pittsnogle squares up, drains the three with 5 seconds. Tie Game! But wait. UT inbounds while the WVU defense is scrambling.

This was the final shot.


Texas guard Kenton Paulino (12) goes up for the winning shot with less than a second to go as West Virginia's Frank Young defends. The shot would go in and Texas would win 74-71.

The ball went to Kenton Paulino. He shot from about four feet behind the line. The WVU defender is right there...and the ball goes in. Are you kidding me?

Afterwards, this was the scene. This is the kind of stuff that makes you wish teams didn't have to lose.


West Virginia's Johannes Herber, left, hugs teammate Patrick Beilein in the locker room following West Virginia's 74-71 loss to Texas.

Thick Irony
After watching the thrilling ending of the Texas game, I flicked on the TV to the other game. Gonzaga was up by nine with 3 minutes and change to go. I turned the game off. Gonzaga would go on to lose the game.


Gonzaga All-American Adam Morrison, the nation's leading scorer, collapses after his team blew a 17-point lead in the final minutes of their game against UCLA

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Why Teach?

So I was asked to write an article for my school district's teacher newsletter. This is what I came up with. For those of you who are teachers or nursers or counselors or pastors or anyone whose life involves pouring into kids that aren't your own, this one goes out to you.



Why Teach?
By David Tieche

A couple of weeks ago, I went out into my backyard and assembled this very complex, semi-large play structure for my son, Justus, who just turned one. My son can’t even walk yet, let alone swing or go down slides, but I’m thinking ahead. I’m not particularly handy, and using power tools usually denigrates pretty quickly into me getting so angry, I end up cursing random pieces of wood or the inventor of the crescent wrench.

But at the end of this day-long project, I found myself feeling particularly good about myself. After all, earlier in the morning, there was nothing in the backyard. Now, there was something. That kind of immediacy – visual, tangible proof of results – makes you feel pretty good about yourself.

I started thinking about this, and I came to realize that the problem with teaching is that most of the time, you don’t immediately see the results of your labor. At the end of the day, you don’t see your kids’ neural synapses literally expanded. You don’t observe the spatial reasoning sectors of their mind light up more often. You don’t see their logic centers analyze more acutely. In fact, most of the time, you see blank looks as they rush out of your class faster than a rodeo bull when the gate opens.

Let’s be honest – more often than not our students don’t seem to be absorbent sponges yearning for the knowledge – no, the life-force!— that we offer. Most of the time, I feel like the wares I bring for sale might as well be moldy tamales.

It’s discouraging. Your kids don’t do the reading, the neglect your homework, they talk in class, and seem far more interested in the opposite sex, lunch-time and their cell phones than anything you might have to say. Kids these days. *sigh*

But then I thought back to when I was in high school. I used to skip Calculus class and go sleep in the big chair in the janitor’s closet. I hardly ever read the required novels for English class, and came to school wholly unprepared every day. And I would pretend to take notes in history, but really I’d be writing a note expressing my love to Tiffany. Or was it Amanda? Whatever.

I was a teacher’s worst nightmare, in many ways. But let me tell you, I remember things.

I remember when my government teacher had us do a mock trial, and we got to see how the legal system played out and I realized how important it was that people are innocent until proven guilty. I remember when our psychology teacher talked to us about memory, and how the brain forgets things, and how sometimes, that’s a really good thing, especially for her, because she had three miscarriages. I remember when Jose Schzymanski died when he went into a diabetic coma in his sleep and my 10th grade English teacher, Mrs. Woods came in crying and she gave us some poems about loss and just let us write and talk. She told us that sometimes, pretending that everything is okay means we’re faking it. And if we were really going to make it through life, we needed to talk about what was really going on inside us.

But most of all, I remember my 9th grade English teacher, who changed my life. Our assignment was to rewrite a traditional fairy tale, and I wrote this story about a clockmaker who had some help from some magical elves. It was called “So Many Clocks, So Little Time.” And Mrs. Gardetto called me up to her desk and said six words that changed me forever. She said, “You have a way with words.” Okay, that’s six words. There’s a reason I teach English, not Math.

Here’s my point. The seeds we plant might not be visible now. And it might take years for those suckers to pop through the soil. And it might not happen for every kid. But we have the power of life and death in our words, and in our classrooms. We have a bunch of kids captive for an hour of their lives every day, which – sadly- in some cases, is more time than they have with their real mom or dad. A lot can happen in an hour.

My mom –who was a kindergarten teacher for 32 years – told me something once that I don’t know is true or not, but it should be. She told me that in the 50s, in the USSR, some of the highest paid professionals were professors and teachers because the Russian government knew that the future of the country rested in the hands of teachers. She said that is why she taught.

I think, in part, it’s why all of us have chosen to do this. So thanks. Thanks for being a teacher. Thanks for being a history maker. Thanks for putting in the hours and caring and working and dealing with teenagers. And I guarantee, you might not be around to hear it, but some day, your students will thank you, too.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

TIeche is Back

So I know I've been out of communication for a while, but there's been a lot going on. The following is a brief listing of all that's been going on since I last posted.

1. Grades were due Monday for the first 6 weeks of the semester, so I was busy grading papers lately. This is like a cross between getting a root canal and attending a series of lectures at a Dermotology Convention. Not that I have done either, but you can imagine.

JUSTUS TURNS 1
2. Justus, my son, turned 1! How exciting. He had a party with balloons, which he loves, and some of his friends came over. Here are some pictures

This is Justus playing with some cool cars that his friends Chris and Bettina gave him. Grandpa is fun!


This is Justus with Mommy and Daddy blowing out his candle.


This is Justus playing with his birthday cake. He didn't know what to do with it at first, but then he decided that smashing it would be best, and then grabbing some streamers and mixing it in with the cake. Cold Stone should investigate that as a mix-in.



BEST FRIEND ENGAGED


The other big news is that my best friend Jon Fortt got engaged. We had a party for them at our house, and lots of folks came over, including all the guys in our men's Bible study. That was a blast. Gina's ring is huge! Seriously, Bugs Bunny doesn't have as many carrots.

The really weird thing is that Jon and Gina are thinking about getting married in the exact same location where Nicole's dad and step-mom, Shari, got married almost 10 years ago. It's a gorgeous little church in Saulsilito, just on the other side of the Golden Gate Bridge. I actually saw it when I was sailing around the bay with Nicole and her folks two Father's Day ago on an old pirate ship. I know that sounds like I'm making it up, but it's true. I just don't have time to go into the details. Suffice to say, it's a gorgeous location.

The coolest part of this whole thing - besides the fact that two people will be forever united in love to each other - is that Jon asked me to be his best man. I have never been a best man before. And I probably never will be again. So that makes this an even bigger deal for me. I'm already working on my speech. After 10 years, I have lots of dirt on Jon. He will have to pay me lots to not talk about certain topics.

Tieche Speaks on Main Stage
So three weeks ago, I got the chance to speak on the main stage of FCC. It was a blast, but I was really scared. I had to practice all afternoon Friday. Really, when I say "practice" I mean "condition." That stage is giant. Walking back and forth takes 21 minutes (only 3 if you drive).

The sermon went really well, and I was really well received. It was probably because I worked on an intro story for a while that actually turned into one of the funniest opening stories I have ever told. At least, that's what folks who have been around me for a while have said.

The story is about a time in college when my buddy Andy Stanley took me bridge jumping in the middle of the night.
If you didn't hear it and are interested, you can download it here.

Well, that's all I have for now. I'll write more soon.